In the meantime, time for another dumb question of the day. There have been many to choose from these past few days, however, this one takes the cupcake.
Q: Where can I find lesbian feet?
A: At the bottom of a lesbian leg which is attached to a lesbian hip, which is attached to a lesbian torso which supports a lesbian neck, head and ostensibly a brain. In short, you can find lesbian feet in exceptionally close proximity to lesbians.
Maybe someone is having me on with these questions. Or I underestimated the lack of knowledge about, well, just about everything it seems.
But it does raise an interesting question: is the body part, in and of itself, lesbian? I mean if a lesbian donated a body part as part of organ donation, would that body part want another lesbian body part of hang around with? What if that body part happens to be a heart? Can you imagine? What if the horror films are right? What if, let’s just say, a man got a lesbian heart transplanted in him?
Oh. My. Goddess!. Can you just imagine? I claim creative license and universal rights to the idea! But more to the point. Who, exactly, is looking for lesbian and feet. More to the point why? Wait. Maybe I don’t want to know.